My current springtime list of things to do starts with this small mountain:
• Buy electric lawnmower.
• Mow grass the thickness of dreadlocks.
• Regret that I didn’t buy a bigger electric lawnmower.
• Try to remember where I stored my bicycle and summer car tires.
• Send fly rod for repairs after I jammed it in a car window.
• Buy new fishing waders to replace the ones that balloon into fat-man pants every time I step into a river.