Hi, my name is Cricket. I’m a Gordon setter and would like to know when you’re going to give me the treat that must be coming because you asked me to do lie down for this photo — can’t you tell from the picture that I’m concentrating on reminding you that I EXPECT a treat, so where is it? I just turned 12 years old and am spending much more time lying around than those many early years when I couldn’t stop moving. And I didn’t really like to meet new people or dogs — a doctor called me “predictably unpredictable.” But all seems cool now, I only get excited when my friends come (who, of course, instantly give me a treat) to visit. Even though my legs don’t always work just right now, life is good!