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Faith in Vermont: An Ode to Bag Balm

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Posted on April 22, 2014 | Blog Category:
By Faith Gong



I read somewhere that the best way to tell a person’s true age is to look at their hands. Thanks to the intersection of our vanity with innovations in technology and medicine, it’s now possible to camouflage signs of age in the body, face, hair, and teeth. But as far as I know, not much can be done about wrinkled, mottled, vein—y hands.

Hands may just be the real Picture of Dorian Grey.

According to my hands, I am roughly 102 years old. I imagine that if, somehow, Mt. Mansfield were to erupt today, and my body was preserved, Pompeii-style, in ash, the future archaeologists who unearthed me would say: “Well, according to the hands on this one, she lived a long, hard life. It also appears that, at some point, she was attacked at high speeds by a stack of crisp paper, and she defended herself using only her hands.”

By the end of this winter, my hands were chapped, wrinkled, and covered with small cracks. I’ve had dry skin before, but never like this. To blame: the extremely cold temperatures of this past winter, the dry air of a house heated by woodstove, and the hundreds of daily handwashings required by being home with four young children all day.

I tried wearing gloves for cleaning and dishwashing. I tried over-the-counter moisturizing creams. I stopped short of Vaseline, which my husband was promoting. (Vaseline caused a bit of a dispute in our house this winter. My husband likes to use it on his own chapped skin, which is fine – he’s an adult – but when he applied it liberally to our daughters’ chapped lips, which they subsequently rubbed all over our couch, Vaseline and I were on the outs. Ever tried getting Vaseline out of upholstery?)

It got so bad that when I took my daughter to the doctor for a checkup, the pediatrician stopped examining her when she saw my hands. “Whoa,” she winced, “what happened to your hands?” She then advised me to ask my doctor about prescribing a steroid cream.

I ignored her advice until early April, when the temperature finally rose above freezing but my hands were as bad as ever. I’d started secretly comparing my hands to those of everyone I knew who did manual labor – farmers, contractors, large-animal vets. My hands always won.

So, I asked my doctor about a prescription cream, and he said, “Before you try that, try Bag Balm.”

I almost laughed aloud. A few months earlier, I’d read Beach Conger’s memoir, Bag Balm and Duct Tape: Tales of a Vermont Doctor, in which he jokes about Vermont dairy farmers’ practice of treating all ills with – you guessed it – Bag Balm and Duct Tape. And here was my doctor, advising Bag Balm over a prescription.

A little background for the uninitiated: Bag Balm is a salve originally created to soften cow udders. The beautiful green-and-red tin in which it comes proclaims Bag Balm “the farmer’s friend helping keep dairy cows from becoming chapped from the harsh Vermont environment.” As such, it’s officially intended for use only on animals, but legend has it that the dairy farmers’ wives noticed how smooth their husbands’ hands became after using Bag Balm on the cows, so it’s now commonly used to soothe chapped human skin as well.

Bag Balm has a long and illustrious history. John L. Norris bought the formula from a Vermont druggist in 1899, and Bag Balm has been manufactured by the Dairy Association Company in Lyndonville, Vermont, ever since. Bag Balm was included in the provisions on Admiral Byrd’s 1937 trip to the North Pole, was used to soothe the paws of rescue dogs searching through the rubble of the 9/11 attacks, and was sent to the U.S. troops serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I’m not receiving anything from Bag Balm for this endorsement (although I wouldn’t turn down another tin or two). I’m just telling the truth: it’s a quirky Vermont-made product that wasn’t on my radar screen, and then it was, and two days after I started using it the cracks on my hands had healed and the skin had softened. They still aren’t perfect, but in just two days, Bag Balm took a couple of decades off of my hands. More importantly, I no longer feel like I have a thousand papercuts.

Just what IS Bag Balm, anyway? Well, according to the green-and-red tin, it’s 8-hydroxyquinoline sulfate 0.3% in a petroleum jelly USP and lanolin base. In layman’s terms: it’s Vaseline mixed with an antiseptic. Fancy Vaseline.

So, my husband feels vindicated. Then again, he’s switched from Vaseline to Bag Balm.

 

Faith Gong has worked as an elementary school teacher, a freelance photographer, and a nonprofit manager. Since moving to Addison County in 2011, her work has involved caring for a house in the woods, four young daughters, one anxiety-prone puppy — and writing for her blog, The Pickle Patch.

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